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The Funniest Dinosaur Jokes (Or, How Can You Tell There's a Stegosaurus in Your Refrigerator?)

By , About.com GuideFebruary 10, 2010

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Perhaps because they're no longer around to lodge any objections, dinosaurs (and other prehistoric reptiles) have increasingly become the butt of kindergarten-level knock-knock jokes. I'm proud to have recently invented a couple myself (feel free to do a search on Google if you don't believe me):

Q. What was 30 feet long, had a two-foot-long beak, and left crumbs all over the mattress?

A. A Pretzelcoatlus!

Q. How did the dinosaur stay dry in the rain?

A. He used a Parasololophus!

Anyway. If you're interested in investigating the rich, literary tradition of dinosaur jokes, well, take a look at my canonical collection of dinosaur jokes (and feel free to comment on this blog if you have any candidates you think should be included.)

Comments

February 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm
(1) Mike :

Funny!

February 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm
(2) Mike :

I hope that everyone had a happy Valentine’s Day and is having a good President’s Day!

August 11, 2010 at 2:13 am
(3) jen :

,,ohh its good..

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