Perhaps because they're no longer around to lodge any objections, dinosaurs (and other prehistoric reptiles) have increasingly become the butt of kindergarten-level knock-knock jokes. I'm proud to have recently invented a couple myself (feel free to do a search on Google if you don't believe me):
Q. What was 30 feet long, had a two-foot-long beak, and left crumbs all over the mattress?
A. A Pretzelcoatlus!
Q. How did the dinosaur stay dry in the rain?
A. He used a Parasololophus!
Anyway. If you're interested in investigating the rich, literary tradition of dinosaur jokes, well, take a look at my canonical collection of dinosaur jokes (and feel free to comment on this blog if you have any candidates you think should be included.)


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Funny!
I hope that everyone had a happy Valentine’s Day and is having a good President’s Day!
,,ohh its good..